You know you're bored when...

You know you're bored when...
You almost get high on toothpaste one night.

You know you're easily entertained when...
You play with your dog's elbows just to make her growl.

You know you're broke when...
You consider it a banquet to get to eat more than two entrees at Taco Bell.

You know you're a little too excited about dental hygiene when...
You feel like doing cartwheels after your mom refills your mouthwash bottle.

You know your town is a wee bit too small when...
Your mail carrier asks you, "Have you found a job yet?" but you didn't even tell her you'd been looking.

You know you need to get out more when...
You tune in to The Lawrence Welk Show and start dancing with your cat.