Blessed are those whose strength is in you, who have set their hearts on pilgrimage . . . They go from strength to strength, till each appears before God in Zion.
~Psalm 84:5

Friday, January 28, 2005

You know Mom's poodle is spoiled when...

You know Mom's poodle is spoiled when...
Mom pulls back the pooch's ears with a hair scrunchie, pony-tail style, at every meal.

You know your cat is confused when...
He wakes you up at 12:30 a.m. so you can play with his plastic toy.

You know your cat is territorial when...
He deposits his plastic toy in his Purina bowl so as to hide the food from the other cat.

You know your cat is bossy when...
She scratches at your hair at night because you're trying to sleep facing the wrong direction.

You know your cat is happy when...
You can hear her purring through her butt.

You know Mom's Betta fish is feeling neglected when...
He rams himself against his tank so as to remind the entire household of his feeding time.

You know Mom's poodle is eccentric when...
The dog barks at you from across the house to demand that you be her audience while she drinks water.

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